Privacy Policy

Welcome to Unemployed News Network (UNN). While we may not have jobs, we do take your privacy (somewhat) seriously. Here's what you need to know:

1. We Collect Basically Nothing

We’re not spying on you. We’re too broke to afford fancy analytics. If we ever do collect anything, it’s probably cookies. Like real cookies. 🍪

2. Third-Party Services

We might use some third-party services (like Google Fonts or maybe Vercel) that may collect non-identifiable info like IPs or browser types. But let’s be honest — they already have more on you than we ever will.

3. No Newsletter, No Tracking, No Worries

We don’t do newsletters. We don’t track you across the web. We don’t even know what we’re doing half the time. Chill.

4. Your Rights

If you want your data removed, let us know. We’ll look around. If we don’t have it, we’ll let you know that too.

5. Children’s Privacy

UNN is not intended for kids. Our articles are dumb, not educational. Please supervise your little ones.

6. Changes to This Policy

We might update this page if we ever grow up and become professional. Until then, this policy stands.