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Welcome to Unemployed News Network (UNN), the most important source of unimportant news. Before you scroll too far, here are the rules (yes, we have some):

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2. Content is for Entertainment Only

All content on this site is made to entertain, waste your time, or make you chuckle. Nothing here is factual, serious, or even remotely useful. Please don’t cite us in your thesis.

3. No Professional Advice

Nothing on this site is financial, legal, medical, or existential advice. In fact, we advise you to not take advice from us at all.

4. Use at Your Own Risk

Click, scroll, and laugh at your own risk. We are not liable if you lose brain cells while browsing.

5. Intellectual Property

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6. External Links

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7. Changes to These Terms

We might update these terms when we’re feeling responsible. Or bored. Whichever comes first.

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